two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
bad squirrels do it well
This is so relevant right now
how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious
|My Dad:||If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.|
being contacted by old friends who you thought forgot about you
Tom Hiddleston on The Great Wall on October 12, 2013 in Beijing, China [11x HQ]
photo via @torrilla