snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

(via medusasheroin)

cutlerish:

oddspeakandco:

iampunkassbetch:

I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t

MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING

So did mine.

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heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

(via bigelephantsneverforget)

 ”It’s really great that we are really good friends, We’re very similar to each other  We’re not high-maintenance people. We’re true to ourselves” -Scout on kristen

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randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via rainbowsandfood)

(via tongue-twister)

cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

(via aeviternalemotions)

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

(via anothersilentsuicide)

The awkward moment when your friends are talking to someone you hate and you’re standing there like…

sodamnrelatable:

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